The Hollywood Education: It’s A Wonderful Life

It’s a Wonderful Life was full of valuable life lessons. Many of those lessons it never even intended to teach us. Things like: 1. In the good old days, everything was black and white. 2. Every time a bell rings, a cliche gets its wings. 3. Jumping off a bridge is dangerous…unless you’re jumping inContinue reading “The Hollywood Education: It’s A Wonderful Life”

The Hollywood Education: Movie Logic

Movie logic dictates that certain things just need to happen for the world to keep spinning. There are certain truths that are intrinsic to the fabric of the very universe, and upon these things we base our science, governments, and belief systems. Here are 13 examples of movie logic that holds the universe together. TheContinue reading “The Hollywood Education: Movie Logic”

The Hollywood Education: War

War and combat have plagued our species for millenia. If you want to survive the reality that movies and television say we live in, you gotta learn to fight. But you can’t just learn to fight like any old goon. No, you’ve gotta learn how to fight…like a PROTAGONIST! Here’s five tips from tv andContinue reading “The Hollywood Education: War”

The Hollywood Education: The Wolverine

The Wolverine was released four years after the best montage and worst Deadpool were paired in a single film. Returning to form and reminding us why Logan is such a badass, it had a lot to teach us. Here are ten (or technically seven) things 2013’s portrayal of The Wolverine showed us: 1. Don’t messContinue reading “The Hollywood Education: The Wolverine”

The Hollywood Education: The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games books and subsequent film series took the world by storm in the early 2010s. The post-apocalyptic hellscape that was depicted seemed almost possible, but still firmly rested in the land of fantasy. As we have learned in years since, this apocalypse is closer to being a reality than we originally thought. So…whatContinue reading “The Hollywood Education: The Hunger Games”

The Hollywood Education: The Fast and the Furious

The Fast and the Furious, and its forty-six thousand sequels, are a realistic look at what Hollywood writers think life outside the studio is like. Fast cars, beautiful people, and horrendous car crashes every sixteen minutes. Here are a few things the Fast and the Furious can teach you about your everyday life: 1. You’reContinue reading “The Hollywood Education: The Fast and the Furious”

The Hollywood Education: Honest Movie Taglines

We’ve all been lied to by Hollywood once or twice. We would all appreciate a little transparency when it comes to our media. No one likes going to the theater, expecting to see a certain kind of movie, only to find out twenty minutes in that the trailers deceived you. Our solution is simply toContinue reading “The Hollywood Education: Honest Movie Taglines”